Welcome To My Mind

I dont usually rant about pop culture or high fashion when it somehow makes its way on to my computer screen.
Rightfully so. Why waste my breath or your valuable time with disposable, meaningless bullshit?
BUT this time, I just have too much to say about a particular item that is just too crazy to let slide.
And I have to apologize ahead of time because this is definitely going to get CRUDE, LEWD, and OBSCENE. *maybe you shouldn't read this one, Mom*

And that obsurd item is....
The new Louis Vuitton condom.
Yes. The new Louis Vuitton CONDOM!
At $65 bucks a pop.... these slick, shit colored pieces of rubber can choke your manhood and enter some "lucky lady" (or "lucky dude" depending which way you look at it).
What the fuck is going on in this world?!

Here are my initial thoughts:

• Any straight man who carries one of these around DEFINITELY doesn't have a wife or girlfriend
• Isn't paying $65 for a condom like saying "Yes. You are worth $65 to fuck" ?!?! And won't you be thinking "This better be good if I am paying $65 bucks for this fuck"?! And is that any different than going out and paying $64 for sex from a prostitute and an extra $1 for a condom that does the exact same job?
  
• Maybe more rich people will stop having babies therefor leaving their fortunes for public or charitable benefit when they die
  
• At least it promotes safe sex, right?
• Most dudes that buy these will keep them in their wallet, peaking out just a tad, to flash past their potential partner's eyes, for such a long time that it won't even be safe anymore IF this tool bag of a human ever actually lands a "victim". And I say "victim" because anyone who falls for such a douche.... is indeed a victim.
• Could using one of these be like saying "Yeah. I am rich and I don't want to get someone peasant like you pregnant and have to pay you child support for some mongrel baby that pops out of your filthy vagina that I am not even willing to touch with my precious dick."
• Anyone who sleeps with Kanye West knows what to expect
  

I could go on and on about this but maybe I should just stop and let you formulate your own opinion on the matter.

I feel like I need to apologize after writing this because it is (even in my eyes) quite disgusting at times.....

But I won't.

Welcome to my mind.