Behold.... TOPAZ DUO: COSMIC PHOENIX

Every now and then, a film trailer will get you really excited.
This one is doing it for me.
Straight from the deserts of Qatar and the mastermind behind such classics as NEON KILLER and HERMAPHRODROID.....
I present to you, the first official teaser/trailer for
TOPAZ DUO: COSMIC PHOENIX



COMING SOON

"I aint goin back to jail, son"

We've all heard stories of dudes goin out in a blaze of glory. Gunnin not runnin. A barrage of bullets. Action film shit.
But then, there are the criminals who are so adamant in staying out of the slammer, that they go to extreme measures to ensure their freedom.
This is precisely that kind of story.
Taken directly from Huffington Post... I present to you....

"THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM EATING COCAINE OUT OF HIS BROTHER'S ASS"

"A South Carolina man died in the backseat of a patrol car after ingesting an ounce of cocaine that had been hidden in his brother's buttocks, according to TV station WYFF.

Wayne Mitchell, 20, allegedly ate the coke to destroy evidence at the behest of Deangelo Mitchell, 23, who feared getting a long prison sentence on drug charges, TV station WCIV reports.

The Mitchells were pulled over by North Charleston cops on Nov. 30 for allegedly driving with a broken headlight and were put in the patrol car while police searched their vehicle.

Police video from inside the car shows Deangelo squirming and whimpering that he doesn't want to go to jail for life.

He pleads with Wayne to help protect him by eating the drugs that were stuck in his rear end.

"One of us gotta do it, you the only one that don't have any strikes," said Deangelo, who had numerous arrests on his record, according to reports. "You my little brother... I'm gonna get life,"

Wayne gobbled the blow and paid dearly for his brotherly love.

Cops spotted cocaine residue on the seat when they came back to their cruiser and Deangelo allegedly informed them that his brother swallowed cocaine, according to ABC News.

Soon after consuming the coke, Wayne had difficulty breathing and bled from the mouth, the station said. He died within an hour.

Police slapped Deangelo Mitchell with involuntary manslaughter charges after toxicology results revealed that the cocaine in Wayne's system killed him, the Associated Press says. Mitchell was also arrested for alleged cocaine distribution.

Worse yet....
Its mostly caught on police video in the back of the cop car...

I just cant stop....

...buying insanely radical foreign movie posters.
My ever growing collection has just gained more steam with these beauties that I bought today:

Burt, Kris and Peter from Turkey

Steve, Dustin, and Elvis from Thailand

A Keepsake

Christian was brave enough to wade through some of the hours of footage we shot while on our "Four Corners Expedition" and actually cut something that is an accurate representation of the journey we set out on.
It's lo-fi, rough around the edges and filled with character..... just like the trip.
If you have 12 minutes and want to get a taste of the Southwest through our eyes....
This is for you.

Fatima Al Qadiri - How Can I Resist U

When Sophia Al Maria is directing....
You best believe you are going to see something amazing.
Her new video for Fatima Al Qadiri's "How Can I Resist U" is unreal.
Instead of me blabbing about it....
Watch it

Welcome To My Mind

I dont usually rant about pop culture or high fashion when it somehow makes its way on to my computer screen.
Rightfully so. Why waste my breath or your valuable time with disposable, meaningless bullshit?
BUT this time, I just have too much to say about a particular item that is just too crazy to let slide.
And I have to apologize ahead of time because this is definitely going to get CRUDE, LEWD, and OBSCENE. *maybe you shouldn't read this one, Mom*

And that obsurd item is....
The new Louis Vuitton condom.
Yes. The new Louis Vuitton CONDOM!
At $65 bucks a pop.... these slick, shit colored pieces of rubber can choke your manhood and enter some "lucky lady" (or "lucky dude" depending which way you look at it).
What the fuck is going on in this world?!

Here are my initial thoughts:

• Any straight man who carries one of these around DEFINITELY doesn't have a wife or girlfriend
• Isn't paying $65 for a condom like saying "Yes. You are worth $65 to fuck" ?!?! And won't you be thinking "This better be good if I am paying $65 bucks for this fuck"?! And is that any different than going out and paying $64 for sex from a prostitute and an extra $1 for a condom that does the exact same job?
  
• Maybe more rich people will stop having babies therefor leaving their fortunes for public or charitable benefit when they die
  
• At least it promotes safe sex, right?
• Most dudes that buy these will keep them in their wallet, peaking out just a tad, to flash past their potential partner's eyes, for such a long time that it won't even be safe anymore IF this tool bag of a human ever actually lands a "victim". And I say "victim" because anyone who falls for such a douche.... is indeed a victim.
• Could using one of these be like saying "Yeah. I am rich and I don't want to get someone peasant like you pregnant and have to pay you child support for some mongrel baby that pops out of your filthy vagina that I am not even willing to touch with my precious dick."
• Anyone who sleeps with Kanye West knows what to expect
  

I could go on and on about this but maybe I should just stop and let you formulate your own opinion on the matter.

I feel like I need to apologize after writing this because it is (even in my eyes) quite disgusting at times.....

But I won't.

Welcome to my mind.

LONG LIVE

*by the lovely, talented Ms Lauren McCarthy

#OCCUPYWITWR

A tide capsizes the thicket,

a wailing Brooklyn bridge floods with the wicked & suddenly the shores run heavy with the sounds of screams.
What does it mean?
When the poor have gathered
Lathered in dreams?
Because before they'd be a slave
they'd be sure to meet their graves. There's a wailing out in Oakland.
It bears sounds of broke & broken.
There are real people in the gutters, laying under the shadows of overseers. They're tossing & turning, starving & burning.
These streets have felt the tide,
They feel it far & wide,
Something will subside,
right before your eyes.
And the triumph does await,
churning in the hearts within the battered torn up tents.
A triumph does await,
The Ninety Nine Percent.

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The Trading Post - Qatar

During our "Four Corners Expedition", we were on a mission.
Not only to see every nook and cranny of the Southwest as we could...
But also to hand select loads of Native American jewelry to open a "shop" in Doha.
We scoured reservations, roadside stands, and trading posts for the best of the best.
When the mission was completed, we had collected over 90 pieces of handmade, one of a kind jewelry.

We are very excited to announce our first sale on Feb 4th in Doha, Qatar.
For more info... check out the flyer below.