Vote NO!

Considering I am now a master in the field of knowledge, pertaining strictly to and of, things that old people do....
I feel it is important to share the information that old people CAN actually get shit done.
I know. I know. Madness.
But hear me out.

I have been doing a sort of experiment since getting back to the US.
(and by experiment, I mean, I am having problems readjusting to life here)
I have been going to sleep super early at night and waking up super early in the morning (which I am sure that I have written about before).
Therefore narrowing down the possiblities of getting shit done, to a very small window.
I thought.

But I was certainly wrong.
I have officially been able to eat more (and healthier), clean more, edit more, write more, think more, and overall just get more shit done.
I have been able to pay all my bills, buy 5 of my 8 xmas gifts, and start rewriting a screenplay that is long over due to be made.
Did I mention book a plane ticket back to Doha?

*Granted, I have also had enough spare time to watch over 20 documentaries and nearly the first 3 box sets of 30 Rock, in a week or so. But that just means I am getting smarter, right?

In conclusion, just because sometimes old people don't leave the house for days on end (or even leave the bed sometimes when they have to pee), doesn't mean they aren't getting shit done.

Therefore, I am voting against President Obama's bill to exterminate the elderly.


Now someone come roll me over in bed so I can watch my programs from my left side. My right side is starting to ache.