Brit came up on Tuesday for a night of shenanigans. We started the night out with a screening of Until the Light Takes Us.
This film is incredibly ok. haha
Slightly above mediocre, nothing fantastic.
Offered some bizarre insight into the world of Norwegian Black Metal, which includes corpse paint (stay tuned because I think I am going to do a corpse paint photo shoot to promote my new acoustic solo album), church burnings, photographed suicides, and murdering of other band members.
Lighthearted film obviously.
It definitely inspired Brit and I to do 2 things.
1- Start using the word "COLD" to describe things we like
2- Come up with COLD Black Metal names for ourselves.
Brit is now Ice Reaper (with a possible 666 added to the end of it.... still up in the air about that part)
I am now Dark Black Darkness.
All Hail Ice Reaper and Dark Black Darkness. Or somebody is getting stabbed. Most likely through the skull. With an icicle. Attached to a rams horn.
And then we'll build a church on your property.
Now what?!
After the movie, we ended up seeing one of the worst "avant garde jazz" bands. No idea who they were or what they were actually trying to do, but it was quite brutal.
We said goodbye to Goodbye Blue Monday and stumbled home.
Once we got home, I was compelled to leave a review on the movies website.
I wrote mine up under the name "Elwood" and posted it before reading all the others. (Which I must say are CLASSIC)
Reading the older ones inspired me to leave a few more comments under other, more Black Metal-ish names.
Check out the thread here.
Childish, I know. But hilarious just the same.
Then Wednesday we started the day right.
A nice big Clark's brunch.
My favorite in all of Brooklyn.
The feta, turkey, spinach, and avocado omelette is out of this world good.
If you are in Brooklyn Heights ever...... do it. Trust me.CUT TO:
INT. Doha - Night
It appears tricking someone into wrapping themselves in toilet paper to "get measurements" is quite the hilarious prank to pull on someone.
Needless to say, it happened to me.
I was the butt end of quite a lot of hysterical laughter from Lauren, Carrie, and Jill.
*You can see some video footage of it HERE courtesy of Carrie's blog
But somehow, I sorta think this photograph proves that the joke was really on them after all.
Either way, I got a good laugh out of it and no you can too.
Then the night began.Early beers = late nights.
We housed some Colts and High Lifes and then rolled out to the Village.
First stop, Crif Dogs of course.
The ever so delicious Chihuahua
A hot dog wrapped in bacon, then smeared in avocado and sour cream.
Then it was off to Hi Fi.
Lots of good friends showed up for a night of laughs and embarrassing pool games and what would eventually end in a devastating hot wax fight. (*Started by Brit a few days ago and has now gotten totally out of control)
We threw in the towel around 3am, got some pizza, said our farewells to Jamie and Victoria (who had to leave for their flight at 430am hahah), and jumped in a cab home.
Today, CP returns from his German Excursion, I go to a tranny Xmas party, and finally get a haircut. Not a haircut at the tranny Xmas party. That's a separate event. Separate location.
If I can combine them into one and save myself another trip, well then sign me up.
*I am starting to notice my obvious fatty-ness lately. Not only because I put on like 10 pounds over the past few months but because I am now blogging about what I eat. So excited about food that I feel the need to take photos and share them with the world.
Diet time.
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