Who put the Ram in the Ram-a-lam-a-dingdong?

Ramadan kicked off in style.
Friday night we hit the Wahm. And we hit it hard.
Lots of friendly faces from the staff showed up and good fun was had by all.
Carrie shared her amazing stick story for the masses, Tail Balls and I flexed our ESP muscles, mofos got the raisin drop for being creepertans and our room tab grew like one of those little pills you drop in a glass of water and they turn into spongey dinosaurs.
The next day was a struggle to get outta bed due to the bus driver that was riding circles around in my head... but like they say...no pain no gain. (??? not sure that really applies in this situation haha)
We had a group outing to the Bennigans. YES! THAT Bennigans. Monte Cristo mayhem Bennigans. Although I had to decline proving my manhood (sorry Tarek) by punishing my stomach with a deep fried sandwich covered in powdered sugar and raspberry jam (who's fuckin "brilliant" idea was that anyway?!?!?! sick) I still left feeling like a little Irish man kicked me repeatedly in the stomach.
(SIDE NOTE- Lauren loves the "Velvet Glove" hahahaha and Carrie's phone now probably smells like asshole and onions...tsk tsk)

Went home.... enjoyed a nice little nap time before rolling in a cab to a small last minute house party in God knows where. Frenchmen getting crazy, comicboys getting manicures, Texas pigs getting piggy and plenty of good laughs.
The Ayattolah got the most action of anyone though.
I mean, really..... why do you put the Ayattolah's image as a projection in a cigarette lighter if you dont want it to end up on someones ass??? (not posted... but in existence... obviously hahaha)

After Manuel dropped multiple knowledge bombs on us (including the enlightenment to the "Chin Wax" hahahahahaha WTF?!?!) we made it back safe and sound where we broke our fasts a little early with 5am cheeseburgers and salmon.
Good fun, good friends, good food= Smiley boys in the desert
RAMADAN MUBARAK!!!!