The Stick - The Story

Every so often some tells me a story that makes me pee in my pants a little bit.
Most of the times it is a story that I think to myself, "Wow. This totally sounds like one of those stories that could only happen to me."
Last night I was told one of those stories by Carrie Vermilli Vermilli Vermilli Vermilli.

I ran into Carrie as I sat in the lobby smoking and reading a book about Chanel (hahaha lame, I know). She taunted me with her delicious ice cream bar that stayed nicely frozen in her FULL SIZE FREEZER!!!!!!! (Damn W Hotel playing favoritism with the freezers.... we have a shoebox size fridge and NO freezer).....
After she walked away... she had a sweet run in with a man.
I recommend you read the story on her blog:
http://alohafromdoha.wordpress.com/2009/08/20/suck-on-this/

AMAZING.
Thank you for this amazing piece of storytelling!
And sorry to scar you with the Narnia story.
hahaha