Just a few days ago I was watching a clip of him on a TV News program "defending" himself for the alleged spousal abuse he had committed. It's hard to believe that he is now gone. But to be completely honest, I am sort of happy. Wait wait wait.... let me defend that statement. For the past few years, Gary had become a celebrity punching bag for the news and internet. As if it wasnt hard enough for him to get by being a "small person" and a child star, he was constantly provoked and made a fool of by the media.
I hope that Gary is resting in peace and in a much better place now. Hopefully there are no jackasses in the afterlife that will harass him to say "What'chu talkin bout Willis?!"2- WILLIE NELSON CUT OFF ALL HIS HAIR?!?!?!
I still cant wrap my mind around how high he must have been to cut off those lovely red pig tails that he was rocking for the past, I dont know, 50 years?!?!
Come on Willie, don't go soft on us now. (Ummm.... that sounds really weird...but brings me to the next WTF moment)3- THE NUMBER OF BROKEN PENISES IN JAMAICA HAS TRIPLED SINCE THE INVENTION OF DAGGERING!!!!!!!
Last face it, no other blog has been following the craze of "Daggering" as much as Where In The World.... that's why I find it of complete necessity to ring the alarm now that daggering has gotten (even more) dangerous. Dale showed me an article this morning that really gave me one of those "WTF" moments. Apparently, in Jamaica, men are breaking, may I repeat, BREAKING their penises at an alarming rate due to this "dance".
I mean let's face it, I guess you kinda deserve it if you are leaping off of a ladder with a hard on and trying to land inside of someone.Get it together guys. You dont see Skerrit Bwoy breaking anything now do you?!?!
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